| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #201 | Divine | 3 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #40 | Gordon Bennett | 30 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #64 | Mae West | 27 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #378 | barbed-wire fence | 11 |
| #279 | bottle of Ooze-O | 2 |
| #206 | bottle of gin | 118 |
| #70 | bottle of rum | 1,715 |
| #181 | bottle of sake | 5 |
| #273 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 22 |
| #87 | bottle of tequila | 593 |
| #275 | bottle of vodka | 82 |
| #88 | bottle of whiskey | 780 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #235 | boxed wine | 126 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #561 | elven cellocello | 29 |
| #7 | ghuol egg | 11,853 |
| #73 | gimlet | 15 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #479 | green balloon | 4 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #278 | herringcello | 38 |
| #79 | interesting-looking twig | 100 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #26 | mandarina colada | 73 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #556 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #186 | potted fern | 4 |
| #1038 | pretty flower | 18 |
| #156 | prussian cathouse | 6 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #22 | salacious lychee chuhai | 9 |
| #274 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 27 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #28 | spices | 6,224 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2840 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #2652 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3233 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #316 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #39 | tangarita | 31 |
| #191 | teqiwila slammer | 2 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #287 | urinal cake | 10 |
| #35 | vodka stratocaster | 40 |
| #431 | white picket fence | 8 |
| #236 | yellow brick road | 3 |