| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #391 | Chroner | 33 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #425 | Crimbuck | 2,390 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #92 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #131 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #142 | bowl of Jeal-O | 13 |
| #1032 | broken skull | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #508 | clown skin | 8 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #547 | demon skin | 10 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #136 | ear poison | 10 |
| #941 | furry fur | 18 |
| #42 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 3 |
| #572 | gnauga hide | 4 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #251 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #251 | hippopotamus skin | 5 |
| #147 | impure gasoline | 7 |
| #569 | leathery bat skin | 5 |
| #501 | leathery cat skin | 9 |
| #329 | leathery rat skin | 8 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #56 | lynyrd skin | 6 |
| #424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #429 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #401 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #80 | mangled finger | 3 |
| #207 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 4 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #1077 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #129 | skate skin | 3 |
| #823 | skeleton bone | 18 |
| #463 | smart skull | 22 |
| #156 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #814 | spooky shrunken head | 4 |
| #132 | stink-penny | 32 |
| #2305 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2067 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1028 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #4964 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7026 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2397 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2010 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1811 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6335 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1167 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2476 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #1910 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4593 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #520 | white snake skin | 13 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1582 | yeti fur | 4 |