| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #403 | Chroner | 33 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #425 | Crimbuck | 2,390 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #134 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #57 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #107 | automa-bot parts | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #143 | bowl of Jeal-O | 13 |
| #1032 | broken skull | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #508 | clown skin | 8 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #547 | demon skin | 10 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #135 | ear poison | 10 |
| #941 | furry fur | 18 |
| #40 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 3 |
| #572 | gnauga hide | 4 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #248 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #250 | hippopotamus skin | 5 |
| #147 | impure gasoline | 7 |
| #569 | leathery bat skin | 5 |
| #499 | leathery cat skin | 9 |
| #329 | leathery rat skin | 8 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #56 | lynyrd skin | 6 |
| #417 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #422 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #393 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #80 | mangled finger | 3 |
| #205 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 4 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #1074 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #127 | skate skin | 3 |
| #824 | skeleton bone | 18 |
| #462 | smart skull | 22 |
| #157 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #815 | spooky shrunken head | 4 |
| #129 | stink-penny | 32 |
| #2293 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #4918 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #1905 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #520 | white snake skin | 13 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1583 | yeti fur | 4 |