| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #510 | adder bladder | 7 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #499 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 5 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #529 | cat appendix | 3 |
| #666 | catgut | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #510 | decaying goldfish liver | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #321 | lollipop stick | 181 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #617 | old coin purse | 2 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #364 | ratgut | 4 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #803 | salamander spleen | 3 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #716 | sucker scaffold | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |