| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #214 | Frosty's frosty mug | 8 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #29 | White Hyborian | 14 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #918 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #464 | empty agua de vida bottle | 368 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #107 | glass of baboon milk | 23 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2070 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #2332 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1561 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1670 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2106 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #744 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #1576 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #1883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1900 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #2024 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #1803 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #173 | voodoo snuff | 9 |