| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #37 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1205 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #214 | Frosty's frosty mug | 8 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #29 | White Hyborian | 14 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #4674 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #919 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #466 | empty agua de vida bottle | 368 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #108 | glass of baboon milk | 23 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #521 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2075 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #1717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #2066 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2379 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #2340 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #3539 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #2514 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1565 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #1168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #1674 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2951 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2113 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #2207 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #746 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #2569 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2195 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2313 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #1580 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #2473 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #1885 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #3048 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1903 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #2028 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #1804 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #1974 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #173 | voodoo snuff | 9 |