| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #439 | Black No. 2 | 9 |
| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #106 | Crimbuck | 4,999 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #458 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #252 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #183 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #186 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 4 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #733 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #493 | bite-me-red lipstick | 7 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #138 | black cherry soda | 4 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #357 | black forest ham | 4 |
| #458 | black greaves | 3 |
| #403 | black helmet | 4 |
| #176 | black kettle drum | 6 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #533 | black pixel | 28 |
| #336 | black pudding | 6 |
| #462 | black shield | 3 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #485 | black sword | 3 |
| #302 | black-and-blue light | 190 |
| #475 | blackberry | 10 |
| #102 | blackberry galoshes | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #307 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #336 | bone chips | 44 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #286 | forest tears | 2 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #175 | ghost trap | 9 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #604 | green candy heart | 13 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #367 | lavender candy heart | 57 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #467 | necrotizing body spray | 4 |
| #25 | olive | 1,616 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #654 | orange candy heart | 16 |
| #34 | orange candygram | 39 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #621 | pink candy heart | 13 |
| #832 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #496 | press-on ribs | 3 |
| #6 | red button | 16,650 |
| #10 | right half of a heart necklace | 32 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #15 | tropical orchid | 1,208 |
| #458 | whisker pencil | 2 |
| #487 | white candy heart | 36 |
| #470 | yellow candy heart | 63 |