| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #187 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #332 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 19 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 5 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #438 | Schrödinger's thermos | 34 |
| #556 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 14 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #1207 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #554 | barrrnacle | 27 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #207 | blind-packed capsule toy | 56 |
| #365 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 3 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #192 | blue grass | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #785 | bone chips | 6 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #107 | bowling ball | 10 |
| #4675 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #240 | candy cigarette | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #348 | corrupted data | 38 |
| #217 | crappy brain | 9 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #116 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #157 | decent brain | 31 |
| #392 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 28 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #542 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #449 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #204 | good brain | 112 |
| #244 | handful of honey | 23 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #139 | mangled squirrel | 5 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #805 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #248 | peppermint tailings | 48 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #195 | salt wages | 2 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #278 | shiny stones | 9 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #484 | squirming egg sac | 17 |
| #173 | stone wool | 2 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #1139 | toast | 485 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #394 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #238 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #84 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #117 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #317 | warbear whosit | 384 |
| #97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |