| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #188 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #332 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 19 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 5 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #438 | Schrödinger's thermos | 34 |
| #556 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 14 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #554 | barrrnacle | 27 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #208 | blind-packed capsule toy | 56 |
| #365 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 3 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #190 | blue grass | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #787 | bone chips | 6 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #106 | bowling ball | 10 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #62 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #238 | candy cigarette | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #348 | corrupted data | 38 |
| #215 | crappy brain | 9 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #156 | decent brain | 31 |
| #390 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 28 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #172 | fossilized demon skull | 3 |
| #546 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #451 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #221 | glass of herbal tequila | 2 |
| #202 | good brain | 112 |
| #240 | handful of honey | 23 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #138 | mangled squirrel | 5 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #246 | peppermint tailings | 48 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #190 | salt wages | 2 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #278 | shiny stones | 9 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #484 | squirming egg sac | 17 |
| #172 | stone wool | 2 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #1137 | toast | 485 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #392 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #236 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #318 | warbear whosit | 384 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |