| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #637 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #312 | blood flower | 30 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #322 | cast | 65 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #137 | diamond-studded cane | 65 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #314 | evil golden arch | 32 |
| #28 | evil golden arches | 126 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #177 | gnatwing | 39 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #892 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #68 | red plastic oyster egg | 41 |
| #400 | ruby W | 27 |
| #609 | scroll of pasta summoning | 16 |
| #190 | slingshot | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #419 | spooky mushroom | 126 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #396 | support cummerbund | 17 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #373 | toast | 2,923 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #897 | toy mercenary | 6 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #483 | tree-eating kite | 70 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #563 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |