| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1565 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #346 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 61 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #8 | Spooky Temple map | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #451 | Valentine | 66 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #3569 | badass belt | 11 |
| #19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2730 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| 🥈 | bridge | 74 |
| #94 | broken cellular phone | 80 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2972 | candy cane | 5 |
| #359 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 18 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #164 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,516 |
| #221 | ice-cold six-pack | 65 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #465 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2027 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2879 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1650 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1392 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |