| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1561 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #346 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 61 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #8 | Spooky Temple map | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #451 | Valentine | 66 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| 🥈 | bridge | 74 |
| #94 | broken cellular phone | 80 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #360 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 18 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #163 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,516 |
| #220 | ice-cold six-pack | 65 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #464 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #1037 | pail | 6 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1338 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |