| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #589 | CRIMBCO scrip | 305 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #739 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1152 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #942 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1189 | Crimbuck | 405 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #882 | ghuol ears | 2 |
| #999 | handful of hand chalk | 6 |
| #328 | handful of sawdust | 13 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1489 | herringcello | 11 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1233 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #262 | plastic cup of beer | 5 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #386 | powdered organs | 3 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1156 | skeleton bone | 6 |
| #1271 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #861 | smart skull | 3 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #786 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1317 | useless powder | 15 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |