| #198 | "DRINK ME" potion | 153 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #40 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #60 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 11 |
| #89 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 9 |
| #19 | BGE merchandise order form | 124 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #175 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 6 |
| #163 | BRICKO brick | 1,547 |
| #204 | BRICKO eye brick | 180 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #527 | Blood Light | 2 |
| #422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #43 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 9 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #559 | CRIMBCO mug | 20 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #15 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 3 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #25 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbough | 6 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #26 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's almanac | 3 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #13 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 4 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #24 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #22 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #48 | ammonite fossil | 114 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #19 | bananagate | 218 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #631 | facsimile dictionary | 15 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #209 | frigid fudgepuck | 19 |
| #69 | fudge lily | 91 |
| #215 | fudgecule | 11,873 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #370 | hobo nickel | 724 |
| #814 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 55 |
| #1474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 34 |
| #1630 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #955 | stuffed Meat | 48 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #1778 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1798 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #327 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 23 |
| #2187 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2106 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #280 | stuffed martini | 34 |
| #1682 | stuffed mind flayer | 31 |
| #851 | stuffed mink | 55 |
| #759 | stuffed monocle | 61 |
| #2059 | stuffed scary death orb | 25 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1712 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1633 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #749 | stuffed teddy butler | 62 |
| #1034 | stuffed tin of caviar | 44 |
| #1709 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #24 | tourmalime | 169 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #148 | volcanic ash | 48 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #70 | yellow gummi ingot | 450 |