| #173 | 5-ball | 41 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #132 | BGE shotglass | 40 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1721 | Crimbuck | 99 |
| #21 | Greatest American Pants | 2 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #4 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 31 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #736 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #522 | bindlestocking | 3 |
| #247 | bone chips | 71 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #488 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #355 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #199 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #399 | gingerbread bugbear | 60 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #68 | ironic battle spoon | 3 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #58 | mole skin notebook | 2 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #354 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #45 | pawn cookie | 15 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #165 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #183 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #6 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 82 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #509 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #697 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |