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| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
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| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #838 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #765 | cheap studded belt | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #963 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 8 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
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| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1358 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #678 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |