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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #1853 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #844 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1382 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 14 |
| #887 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #837 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 2 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1191 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #764 | cheap studded belt | 2 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #964 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 8 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1825 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1819 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1813 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1363 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |