| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #915 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #178 | BitterSweetTarts | 3 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #178 | Piddles | 2 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #2862 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #633 | bag of Cheat-Os | 6 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #31 | black belt | 5 |
| #46 | bottle of black cat tonic | 34 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #4500 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #744 | crazy little Turkish delight | 4 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #701 | disintegrating quill pen | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #774 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1497 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #475 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 3 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #961 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #626 | penguin skin | 44 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #802 | pool cue | 3 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #457 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 7 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic beanbat | 24 |
| #683 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |