| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #920 | 8-ball | 14 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #176 | BitterSweetTarts | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #176 | Piddles | 2 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #2860 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #633 | bag of Cheat-Os | 6 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #31 | black belt | 5 |
| #47 | bottle of black cat tonic | 34 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #4501 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #445 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #743 | crazy little Turkish delight | 4 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #702 | disintegrating quill pen | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #799 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1495 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #476 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 3 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #959 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1069 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #198 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #247 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #627 | penguin skin | 44 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2053 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #457 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 7 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1219 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic beanbat | 24 |
| #686 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1447 | yeti fur | 5 |