| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #524 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #57 | adder bladder | 400 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #325 | ant agonist | 7 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #183 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #106 | ant sickle | 4 |
| #115 | anti-anti-antidote | 60 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #720 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #744 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #691 | antique spear | 3 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #112 | catgut taco | 4 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #129 | delectable fire ant | 3 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #332 | fancy chocolate car | 9 |
| #435 | fancy opera glasses | 9 |
| #497 | ga-ga radio | 2 |
| #452 | garish pinky ring | 9 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #456 | guitar pick | 5 |
| #124 | half-sized guitar | 9 |
| #261 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #321 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #53 | out-of-tune biwa | 9 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #245 | plastic guitar | 7 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #359 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1939 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #1667 | stuffed Meat | 19 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1344 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #696 | stuffed martini | 11 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1646 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #2022 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1544 | stuffed tin of caviar | 22 |
| #1402 | stuffed treasure chest | 23 |
| #160 | superamplified boom box | 2 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |