| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1513 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #472 | Cloaca grenade | 34 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1270 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #187 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 25 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #325 | annoying pitchfork | 9 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #2370 | badass belt | 21 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #602 | drywall axe | 20 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #502 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1293 | grue egg | 20 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | mushroom fermenting solution | 50 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #790 | porquoise | 9 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1046 | shiny ring | 20 |
| #6 | special sauce glove | 45 |
| #265 | spooky bicycle chain | 9 |
| #254 | spooky cosmetics bag | 9 |
| #1033 | string of blue beads | 11 |
| #720 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #738 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |