| #191 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #233 | BRICKO brick | 584 |
| #370 | BRICKO eye brick | 6 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbo Credit | 390 |
| #7 | Crimbo pie | 1,980 |
| #1025 | Crimbuck | 600 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #197 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 4 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #37 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 215 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #192 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 4 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 28 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #57 | all-purpose flower | 5 |
| #455 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1582 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #667 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #453 | black pension check | 4 |
| #380 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3172 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #13 | breadchucks | 70 |
| #585 | briefcase | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #322 | bunny liver | 21 |
| #155 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| 🥉 | candied bolts | 663 |
| #4 | candied nuts | 468 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥈 | colorful toad | 2,652 |
| #60 | crate of firebombs | 15 |
| #445 | decorative fountain | 9 |
| #716 | dense meat stack | 16 |
| #205 | dollar-sign bag | 8 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread robot | 581 |
| 🥉 | glark cable | 2,244 |
| #590 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #347 | guano coffee cup | 4 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #813 | heavy D | 13 |
| #1164 | hobo nickel | 7 |
| #207 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #824 | meat stack | 6 |
| 🥉 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 986 |
| #14 | one pill | 1,594 |
| 🥇 | petit 4.1 | 1,137 |
| #555 | pile of dusty animal bones | 4 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #4 | red button | 25,655 |
| #44 | red foxglove | 8 |
| #11 | returned Thinknerd package | 424 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #273 | s'more | 33 |
| #188 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 4 |
| #160 | skelelton spine | 14 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2943 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2922 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2531 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2670 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2467 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2672 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2305 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #755 | sunken chest | 9 |
| #12 | sweet roll Alabama | 2,497 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| 🥇 | unnatural gas | 869 |
| #623 | useless powder | 148 |
| #13 | valuable coin | 530 |
| #122 | warbear battery | 22 |
| #217 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #222 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #22 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 45 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #216 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #291 | warbear whosit | 452 |
| #13 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 57 |
| #4 | wind-up ensign | 152 |
| #5 | wind-up navigation droid | 140 |
| #11 | wind-up owl | 101 |
| #5 | wind-up vampire teeth | 128 |