| #187 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | BRICKO brick | 584 |
| #369 | BRICKO eye brick | 6 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbo Credit | 390 |
| #7 | Crimbo pie | 1,980 |
| #1026 | Crimbuck | 600 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #197 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 4 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #36 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 215 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #192 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 4 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| π₯ | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #180 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 28 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #57 | all-purpose flower | 5 |
| #453 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1583 | awful poetry journal | 4 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #453 | black pension check | 4 |
| #379 | black picnic basket | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #13 | breadchucks | 70 |
| #585 | briefcase | 3 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #315 | bunny liver | 21 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| π₯ | candied bolts | 663 |
| #4 | candied nuts | 468 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| π₯ | colorful toad | 2,652 |
| #59 | crate of firebombs | 15 |
| #446 | decorative fountain | 9 |
| #718 | dense meat stack | 16 |
| #203 | dollar-sign bag | 8 |
| π₯ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| π₯ | gingerbread robot | 581 |
| π₯ | glark cable | 2,244 |
| #584 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #347 | guano coffee cup | 4 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #812 | heavy D | 13 |
| #1162 | hobo nickel | 7 |
| #205 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #823 | meat stack | 6 |
| π₯ | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 986 |
| #13 | one pill | 1,594 |
| π₯ | petit 4.1 | 1,137 |
| #553 | pile of dusty animal bones | 4 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #4 | red button | 25,655 |
| #44 | red foxglove | 8 |
| #11 | returned Thinknerd package | 424 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #269 | s'more | 33 |
| #188 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 4 |
| #160 | skelelton spine | 14 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #754 | sunken chest | 9 |
| #12 | sweet roll Alabama | 2,497 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| π₯ | unnatural gas | 869 |
| #623 | useless powder | 148 |
| #13 | valuable coin | 530 |
| #123 | warbear battery | 22 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #23 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 45 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #293 | warbear whosit | 452 |
| #13 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 57 |
| #4 | wind-up ensign | 152 |
| #5 | wind-up navigation droid | 140 |
| #11 | wind-up owl | 101 |
| #5 | wind-up vampire teeth | 128 |