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| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #856 | Imp Ale | 97 |
| #1333 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #2148 | Yummy Tummy bean | 27 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #726 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
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| #427 | bottle of rum | 108 |
| #871 | bottle of tequila | 9 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #469 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #291 | cheap cigar butt | 5 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #746 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #872 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #733 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #356 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 4 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #243 | fine wine | 29 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #633 | flirtatious feather | 3 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1005 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 30 |
| #912 | ice-cold Willer | 20 |
| #1106 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #347 | margarita | 3 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #352 | monkey wrench | 3 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #256 | screwdriver | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #315 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 10 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #274 | shot of rotgut | 2 |
| #138 | shot of tomato schnapps | 42 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #625 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #194 | spiced rum | 4 |
| #188 | strawberry daiquiri | 22 |
| #372 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #209 | tequila sunrise | 7 |
| #185 | tequila with training wheels | 6 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
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| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #134 | vodka and cranberry | 18 |
| #284 | vodka martini | 4 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #57 | whiskey and soda | 25 |
| #143 | whiskey sour | 18 |
| #200 | white Canadian | 17 |
| #41 | wine spritzer | 31 |