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| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #858 | Imp Ale | 97 |
| #1335 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #2145 | Yummy Tummy bean | 27 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #728 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
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| #428 | bottle of rum | 108 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #472 | can of Swiller | 2 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #292 | cheap cigar butt | 5 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #748 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #873 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #880 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #735 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #357 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 4 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #243 | fine wine | 29 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #633 | flirtatious feather | 3 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1005 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 30 |
| #909 | ice-cold Willer | 20 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #348 | margarita | 3 |
| #535 | martini | 2 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #354 | monkey wrench | 3 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #146 | rum and cola | 17 |
| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #256 | screwdriver | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #318 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 10 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #275 | shot of rotgut | 2 |
| #138 | shot of tomato schnapps | 42 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #626 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #194 | spiced rum | 4 |
| #188 | strawberry daiquiri | 22 |
| #374 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #209 | tequila sunrise | 7 |
| #185 | tequila with training wheels | 6 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1486 | useless powder | 9 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #134 | vodka and cranberry | 18 |
| #287 | vodka martini | 4 |
| #514 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #57 | whiskey and soda | 25 |
| #143 | whiskey sour | 18 |
| #202 | white Canadian | 17 |
| #41 | wine spritzer | 31 |