| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #951 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #162 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1567 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #63 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 4 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #237 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #272 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 6 |
| #1301 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #706 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #38 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #13 | beer-soaked mop | 451 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| 🥇 | janitor's mop | 2,619 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #527 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #19 | ninja mop | 186 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #35 | short-handled mop | 54 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Factory | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6189 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #46 | useless powder | 11,749 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |