| #235 | Chroner | 229 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 118 |
| #750 | Drowsy Sword | 22 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #108 | Gaia beads | 48 |
| #271 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 10 |
| #102 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 56 |
| #308 | Mohawk wig | 34 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 4 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 15 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #604 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #644 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 12 |
| #96 | ancient ice cream scoop | 10 |
| #57 | antique accordion | 7 |
| #60 | attorney's badge | 34 |
| #12 | beer-soaked mop | 451 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #103 | candy cane | 393 |
| #49 | charming flute | 26 |
| #43 | cheap sunglasses | 102 |
| #97 | didgeridooka | 90 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #112 | fire poi | 43 |
| #112 | flowing hippy skirt | 10 |
| #389 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #150 | fuzzy montera | 20 |
| #154 | ghost of a necklace | 38 |
| #86 | giant cactus quill | 13 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1079 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #406 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 11 |
| #664 | giant needle | 23 |
| #345 | glowing red eye | 45 |
| #46 | half-size scalpel | 13 |
| #46 | head mirror | 14 |
| #50 | heavy crown | 49 |
| 🥇 | janitor's mop | 2,619 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #142 | magilaser blastercannon | 31 |
| #19 | ninja mop | 186 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #373 | peanut brittle shield | 8 |
| #59 | pygmy briefs | 9 |
| #138 | pygmy nose-bone | 9 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #549 | ridiculously huge sword | 13 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #223 | sawblade shield | 15 |
| #35 | short-handled mop | 54 |
| #48 | smirking shrunken head | 52 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #168 | titanium assault umbrella | 76 |
| #45 | useless powder | 11,749 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #266 | witty rapier | 12 |
| #149 | world's smallest violin | 4 |
| #421 | wrench bracelet | 7 |