| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #237 | Instant Karma | 42 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #259 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1495 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #161 | Rock and Roll Legend | 12 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 17 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #131 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #109 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,614 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #605 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1178 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #584 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 32 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |