| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #132 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #151 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #100 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |