| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #47 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |