| #572 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #643 | FDKOL commendation | 50 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #158 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 32 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #615 | Schrödinger's thermos | 14 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #514 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #387 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #141 | adder bladder | 108 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #396 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1123 | baby killer bee | 5 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #52 | beach glass necklace | 21 |
| #188 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| #279 | black pension check | 15 |
| #36 | blackberry combat boots | 20 |
| #51 | blackberry galoshes | 8 |
| #67 | blackberry slippers | 4 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #550 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
| #354 | burst hellseal brain | 13 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #87 | figurine of a charred seal | 30 |
| #124 | figurine of a cold seal | 50 |
| #89 | figurine of a slippery seal | 20 |
| #49 | figurine of a stinking seal | 40 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #75 | frost-rimed seal hide | 8 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #131 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
| #106 | guard turtle collar | 9 |
| #325 | guard turtle shell | 2 |
| #8 | handful of juicy garbage | 14 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #305 | hellseal claw | 80 |
| #1623 | herringcello | 9 |
| #121 | ingot of seal-iron | 2 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #108 | mummy wrapping | 271 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #76 | phat turquoise bracelet | 11 |
| #72 | pixel sword | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #298 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #316 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #24 | sealhide belt | 6 |
| #15 | sealhide buckler | 12 |
| #8 | sealhide cloak | 70 |
| #19 | sealhide gloves | 10 |
| #19 | sealhide hood | 8 |
| #22 | sealhide leggings | 5 |
| #11 | sealhide moccasins | 29 |
| #104 | sealhide seal doll | 17 |
| #145 | sealhide snare | 4 |
| #33 | sealhide whip | 3 |
| #241 | shredded hellseal hide | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #168 | stone frisbee | 25 |
| #248 | sucky decal | 7 |
| #106 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | torn hellseal sinew | 14 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |