#567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
#2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
#396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
#280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
#1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
#1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
#643 | FDKOL commendation | 50 |
#774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
#157 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 32 |
#709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
#1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
#614 | Schrödinger's thermos | 14 |
#613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
#1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
#512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
#384 | accidental cider | 2 |
#141 | adder bladder | 108 |
#851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
#394 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 6 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
#1120 | baby killer bee | 5 |
#1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#52 | beach glass necklace | 21 |
#189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
#277 | black pension check | 15 |
#36 | blackberry combat boots | 20 |
#50 | blackberry galoshes | 8 |
#67 | blackberry slippers | 4 |
#5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#550 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
#352 | burst hellseal brain | 13 |
#701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
#3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
#49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
#87 | figurine of a charred seal | 30 |
#123 | figurine of a cold seal | 50 |
#89 | figurine of a slippery seal | 20 |
#49 | figurine of a stinking seal | 40 |
#501 | frigid mote | 1 |
#76 | frost-rimed seal hide | 8 |
#2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
#130 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
#106 | guard turtle collar | 9 |
#325 | guard turtle shell | 2 |
#8 | handful of juicy garbage | 14 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
#300 | hellseal claw | 80 |
#1619 | herringcello | 9 |
#119 | ingot of seal-iron | 2 |
#48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
#581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
#108 | mummy wrapping | 271 |
#598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
#1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
#76 | phat turquoise bracelet | 11 |
#71 | pixel sword | 3 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#295 | potato sprout | 7 |
#1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
#1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#313 | scorpion whip | 2 |
#24 | sealhide belt | 6 |
#15 | sealhide buckler | 12 |
#8 | sealhide cloak | 70 |
#19 | sealhide gloves | 10 |
#19 | sealhide hood | 8 |
#22 | sealhide leggings | 5 |
#11 | sealhide moccasins | 29 |
#104 | sealhide seal doll | 17 |
#144 | sealhide snare | 4 |
#33 | sealhide whip | 3 |
#240 | shredded hellseal hide | 21 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#672 | stained mattress | 1 |
#168 | stone frisbee | 25 |
#248 | sucky decal | 7 |
#106 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 9 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#310 | torn hellseal sinew | 14 |
#1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#51 | very large caltrop | 1 |