| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #949 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #326 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #1802 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |