| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #165 | Cloaca grenade | 100 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1215 | Crown of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #130 | Dyspepsi grenade | 100 |
| #595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #121 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #839 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1182 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #377 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #529 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1610 | grue egg | 15 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #192 | linoleum crossbow | 4 |
| #178 | linoleum staff | 4 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1078 | shiny ring | 19 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1121 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic angry goat | 76 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |