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| #760 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 4 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
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| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #483 | Black No. 2 | 7 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 8 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #641 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #153 | Nardz energy beverage | 5 |
| #424 | Orcish baseball cap | 6 |
| #534 | Orcish cargo shorts | 3 |
| #446 | Orcish frat-paddle | 4 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #903 | Spam Witch sammich | 5 |
| #625 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #1713 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #972 | Trollhouse cookies | 7 |
| #543 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #859 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 7 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #1662 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #458 | black greaves | 3 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #662 | black snake skin | 3 |
| #502 | blackberry | 9 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #447 | bottle of alcohol | 4 |
| #841 | bottle of gin | 8 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #822 | bottle of vodka | 7 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #626 | carob chunks | 2 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1386 | chaos butterfly | 8 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #509 | chewing gum on a string | 10 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #945 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 9 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #405 | deodorant | 4 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1337 | disco mask | 4 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #635 | drum machine | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #670 | f3d0r4 | 4 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #829 | flaregun | 2 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1089 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #826 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1392 | helmet turtle | 6 |
| #730 | hemp string | 3 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #988 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 32 |
| #889 | ice-cold fotie | 8 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1277 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #822 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #1131 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #439 | marshmallow | 29 |
| #850 | meat vortex | 8 |
| #1104 | metallic A | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #39 | packet of beer nuts | 21 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #984 | pasta spoon | 9 |
| #1102 | phonics down | 2 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1220 | plot hole | 2 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #715 | pr0n legs | 7 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #1076 | ravioli hat | 6 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #740 | rocky raccoon | 2 |
| #1397 | roll of toilet paper | 19 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1344 | saucepan | 5 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #920 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #1184 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #922 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #384 | shingle | 12 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #776 | spices | 8 |
| #1056 | spider web | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
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| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1486 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #1602 | tiny house | 3 |
| #1545 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |