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| #483 | Black No. 2 | 7 |
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| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 8 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #153 | Nardz energy beverage | 5 |
| #424 | Orcish baseball cap | 6 |
| #534 | Orcish cargo shorts | 3 |
| #446 | Orcish frat-paddle | 4 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #904 | Spam Witch sammich | 5 |
| #623 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #1712 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #972 | Trollhouse cookies | 7 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #860 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 7 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
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| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
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| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
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| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #625 | carob chunks | 2 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1387 | chaos butterfly | 8 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #508 | chewing gum on a string | 10 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
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| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #945 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 9 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
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| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #405 | deodorant | 4 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1342 | disco mask | 4 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #635 | drum machine | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #669 | f3d0r4 | 4 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
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| #731 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1090 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1118 | giant needle | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1188 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
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| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1397 | helmet turtle | 6 |
| #729 | hemp string | 3 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #989 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 32 |
| #890 | ice-cold fotie | 8 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1278 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #823 | lowercase N | 2 |
| #1132 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #440 | marshmallow | 29 |
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| #1106 | metallic A | 2 |
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| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #39 | packet of beer nuts | 21 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #987 | pasta spoon | 9 |
| #1100 | phonics down | 2 |
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| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #714 | pr0n legs | 7 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #1080 | ravioli hat | 6 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #740 | rocky raccoon | 2 |
| #1399 | roll of toilet paper | 19 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1347 | saucepan | 5 |
| #576 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #919 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #1187 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #928 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #384 | shingle | 12 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
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| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #777 | spices | 8 |
| #1056 | spider web | 2 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #1502 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
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| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
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| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
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| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1484 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #1601 | tiny house | 3 |
| #1548 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
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