| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1492 | Angry Farmer candy | 10 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #226 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #195 | Piddles | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #999 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 23 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #1282 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1358 | Yummy Tummy bean | 100 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #765 | anticheese | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #893 | bone chips | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1034 | bowl of cottage cheese | 2 |
| #4502 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #933 | brick | 34 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #817 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 16 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #101 | cotton candy pillow | 5 |
| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #197 | cream pie | 6 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #20 | finger cuffs | 50 |
| #611 | foam dart | 20 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #72 | goat cheese | 681 |
| #125 | goat cheese taco | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #389 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #808 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #541 | marzipan skull | 15 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #750 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #959 | roll of toilet paper | 50 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #799 | spooky sap | 7 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #185 | sugar banana | 2 |
| #121 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #100 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #215 | sugar shard | 5 |
| #339 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |