| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1492 | Angry Farmer candy | 10 |
| #788 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1311 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #516 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1000 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 23 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #1282 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1359 | Yummy Tummy bean | 100 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #766 | anticheese | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #644 | bananagate | 6 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1035 | bowl of cottage cheese | 2 |
| #4508 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #935 | brick | 34 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #817 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 16 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #102 | cotton candy pillow | 5 |
| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #198 | cream pie | 6 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #20 | finger cuffs | 50 |
| #610 | foam dart | 20 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #72 | goat cheese | 681 |
| #126 | goat cheese taco | 2 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #391 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #810 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #702 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #541 | marzipan skull | 15 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #749 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #960 | roll of toilet paper | 50 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #798 | spooky sap | 7 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #186 | sugar banana | 2 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #102 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #215 | sugar shard | 5 |
| #341 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #184 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #106 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #267 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |