| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #8 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 90 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #9 | black paisley oyster egg | 231 |
| #7 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 915 |
| #38 | bunch of bananas | 132 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #54 | delicious salad | 550 |
| #543 | dusty Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #398 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 15 |
| #65 | fancy chocolate car | 40 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #8 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 496 |
| 🥈 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 29 |
| 🥇 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 25 |
| #7 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 25 |
| #8 | irradiated candy cane | 523 |
| #140 | jawbruiser | 15 |
| #6 | leftover Crimbo rations | 20 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #29 | misfit hobby horse | 3 |
| #33 | misfit teddy bear | 3 |
| #6 | mugcake | 1,000,000 |
| #6 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 252 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #110 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 175 |
| 🥇 | throbbing rage gland | 30 |
| #68 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 8 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 7 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 8 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 8 |
| #9 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 131 |
| #7 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 131 |
| #11 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 131 |
| #9 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 131 |
| #61 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 8 |
| #8 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 121 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #1214 | unstable DNA | 27 |