| #177 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 38 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #414 | Go-Wassail | 42 |
| #134 | Mad Train wine | 841 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #531 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
| #510 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 18 |
| #290 | Typical Tavern swill | 15 |
| #176 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 5 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #330 | bejeweled cufflinks | 13 |
| #46 | bird rib | 62 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #392 | black striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #1082 | brine | 6 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #170 | crazy little Turkish delight | 123 |
| #15 | cursed breeches | 11 |
| #26 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #20 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #203 | designer handbag | 13 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #1405 | dill | 4 |
| #127 | dirty hobo gloves | 230 |
| #9 | duct tape dockers | 33 |
| #364 | elven cellocello | 35 |
| #65 | elven squeeze | 171 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #435 | fancy opera glasses | 9 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #97 | floaty sand | 210 |
| #305 | garish pinky ring | 15 |
| #1566 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #337 | giant designer sunglasses | 13 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #694 | herringcello | 25 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #541 | jerky coins | 33 |
| #138 | ketchup hound | 75 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #136 | mind flayer corpse | 150 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #404 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #286 | mummy costume | 24 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #404 | paperclip | 104 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #464 | penguin focaccia bread | 30 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #260 | petrified wood | 40 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #314 | pumpkinhead mask | 23 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #103 | rockfish stomach | 6 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #41 | shiny tribal beads | 98 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #335 | spooky bark | 41 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #192 | spooky sap | 55 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #103 | stinky mushroom wine | 3 |
| #660 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 66 |
| #1510 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1294 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #689 | stuffed Meat | 69 |
| #1685 | stuffed angry cow | 30 |
| #1361 | stuffed astral badger | 38 |
| #1530 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1285 | stuffed cocoabo | 38 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1224 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #617 | stuffed key | 93 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #1298 | stuffed mind flayer | 40 |
| #704 | stuffed mink | 66 |
| #759 | stuffed monocle | 61 |
| #1328 | stuffed scary death orb | 39 |
| #1121 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 18 |
| #1607 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1517 | stuffed snowy owl | 33 |
| #1197 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1440 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #812 | stuffed teddy butler | 56 |
| #789 | stuffed tin of caviar | 60 |
| #504 | stuffed treasure chest | 114 |
| #1657 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #75 | tropical swill | 3 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #647 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #90 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
| #623 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #107 | white chocolate chips | 141 |
| #298 | white collar | 4 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #341 | white lightning | 31 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #868 | white pixel | 5 |
| #207 | white rice | 9 |
| #240 | white satin pants | 16 |
| #49 | white satin shield | 59 |
| #203 | white snake skin | 66 |
| #64 | white snakeskin duster | 2 |
| #107 | white sword | 66 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #274 | wolfman mask | 27 |