| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbojito | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate pasta spoon | 127 |
| #228 | commemorative war stein | 219 |
| #153 | crappy brain | 26 |
| #154 | decent brain | 36 |
| #636 | dense meat stack | 28 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #85 | fancy seashell necklace | 387 |
| #27 | fiery wing | 268 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #261 | good brain | 38 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #115 | imitation crab crate | 4 |
| #267 | imitation crab meat | 2 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #668 | quantum taco | 5 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |