| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #650 | Schrödinger's thermos | 11 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #622 | bone chips | 13 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #67 | figurine of a stinking seal | 32 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #547 | quantum taco | 11 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #3475 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #100 | waterlogged crate | 2 |