| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1478 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #649 | Schrödinger's thermos | 11 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #414 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 8 |
| #624 | bone chips | 13 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #481 | colorful plastic ball | 11 |
| #131 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #1147 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #67 | figurine of a stinking seal | 32 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #557 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #545 | quantum taco | 11 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #99 | waterlogged crate | 2 |