| #1848 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #419 | PADL Phone | 9 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #605 | beer bomb | 14 |
| #408 | beer bong | 3 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #456 | bejeweled pledge pin | 6 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #325 | chunk of rock salt | 5 |
| #1821 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #355 | cup of primitive beer | 3 |
| #383 | distressed denim pants | 5 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1774 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #452 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #903 | herringcello | 21 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #351 | keg shield | 4 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #628 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #333 | ovoid leather thing | 3 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #398 | perforated battle paddle | 5 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #232 | stone baseball cap | 3 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6847 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7836 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1220 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2306 | unstable DNA | 1 |