| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 61 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #369 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 24 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #113 | ert grey goo ring | 6 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #768 | old sweatpants | 76 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |