| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #478 | Meleegra™ pills | 16 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #117 | Mer-kin killscroll | 4 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #155 | Mer-kin takebag | 2 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #182 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 485 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #183 | cement sandals | 5 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #688 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #221 | elven suicide capsule | 43 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #547 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #187 | memory of a C | 6 |
| #31 | memory of a CA base pair | 3 |
| #138 | memory of a G | 10 |
| #151 | memory of a T | 8 |
| #91 | memory of an A | 14 |
| #75 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 20 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #467 | metallic A | 60 |
| #792 | mind flayer corpse | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #500 | penguin focaccia bread | 29 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #210 | throwing wrench | 13 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |