| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #293 | Misty Cape | 3 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| 🥇 | Russian Ice | 101,817 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #163 | antique machete | 2 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #85 | beer-scented teddy bear | 11 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #76 | booze-soaked cherry | 9 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #189 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #1293 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #166 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #585 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #154 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #1690 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #253 | ornate picture frame | 5 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #98 | psychic's amulet | 8 |
| #96 | psychic's circlet | 9 |
| #106 | psychic's crystal ball | 5 |
| #93 | psychic's pslacks | 10 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #321 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #144 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |