| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #373 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #172 | Valentine | 209 |
| #61 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1,000 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #416 | canteen of wine | 66 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #733 | disassembled clover | 40 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #422 | divine blowout | 6 |
| #330 | divine can of silly string | 21 |
| #474 | divine champagne flute | 4 |
| #386 | divine champagne popper | 3 |
| #428 | divine cracker | 2 |
| #428 | divine noisemaker | 5 |
| #187 | dusty Crimbo crate | 48 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #579 | elven limbos gingerbread | 23 |
| #517 | elven moonshine | 20 |
| #328 | elven socks | 14 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #309 | festive holiday hat | 14 |
| #1322 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #506 | foam dart | 45 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #369 | golden ring | 70 |
| #246 | gray bow tie | 27 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1204 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #450 | knuckle sandwich | 51 |
| #384 | laser-broiled pear | 23 |
| #315 | llama lama gong | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #143 | mugcake | 99 |
| #177 | nanite-infested candy cane | 93 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #325 | patent leather shoes | 21 |
| #288 | penguin thesaurus | 25 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #693 | pretty flower | 78 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #945 | roasted marshmallow | 12 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #658 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 7 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 9 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #152 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 6 |
| #153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #442 | wang | 2 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |