| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #1368 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1513 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1268 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #406 | Feynman gate | 26 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #861 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #277 | capacitor relay | 43 |
| #411 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1584 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #505 | ion grid | 23 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #703 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #421 | logic synthesizer | 25 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #77 | porquoise bracelet | 4 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #67 | porquoise ring | 4 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #641 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 12 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #928 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #448 | white collar | 2 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |