| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #877 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #91 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #176 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #42 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 3 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #11 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 6 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #78 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #375 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #11 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #42 | blood sausage | 3 |
| #104 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #701 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #277 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #45 | groping claw | 2 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #983 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #33 | hobo fortress blueprints | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #318 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 6 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #41 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #7 | slime convention pin | 100 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #109 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 10 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #108 | voodoo snuff | 14 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #42 | warm fur | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #19 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |