| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #119 | Hell ramen | 64 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #86 | Knob stuffed shells | 30 |
| #18 | Lobos Mints | 91 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #120 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 12 |
| #652 | Rock Pops | 81 |
| #110 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 162 |
| #391 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 141 |
| #89 | a little sump'm sump'm | 56 |
| #395 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #222 | bananagate | 32 |
| #392 | belemnite fossil | 11 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #42 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #272 | dry noodles | 495 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #268 | frigid fudgepuck | 13 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #233 | fudgecule | 10,342 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #325 | green gummi ingot | 101 |
| #217 | hot hi mein | 2 |
| #333 | kumquartz | 19 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #268 | pearidot | 25 |
| #190 | pulsing flesh | 15 |
| #319 | red gummi ingot | 104 |
| #210 | rigid carapace | 16 |
| #149 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 101 |
| #176 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 108 |
| #185 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 119 |
| #167 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 116 |
| #146 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 114 |
| #158 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 133 |
| #75 | slip 'n' slide | 53 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #319 | strawberyl | 22 |
| #574 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #106 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 9 |
| #161 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #313 | tourmalime | 22 |
| #223 | trilobite fossil | 22 |
| #167 | twitching claw | 20 |
| #642 | unstable DNA | 82 |
| #352 | yellow gummi ingot | 92 |