| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #93 | Ambitious Turkey | 4 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #654 | Crimbo candied pecan | 14 |
| #304 | Crimbo pie | 8 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #64 | Ice Island Long Tea | 2 |
| #67 | Mint Yulep | 2 |
| #380 | PADL Phone | 11 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #65 | Tequiz Navidad | 2 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #54 | Vodka Matryoshka | 3 |
| #737 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #174 | Workytime Tea | 12 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #2239 | box of sunshine | 54 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #11 | burst hellseal brain | 1,257 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #1396 | gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #71 | hellseal claw | 486 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #395 | hobo nickel | 657 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #132 | licorice garrote | 13 |
| 🥉 | marshmallow | 172,997 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #205 | mood ring | 60 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #71 | ocarina of space | 74 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #607 | paperclip | 52 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #43 | piece of wedding cake | 333 |
| #90 | pumpkin beer | 11 |
| #231 | ridiculously huge sword | 63 |
| #8 | roll of Hob-Os | 766 |
| #11 | shredded hellseal hide | 1,276 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #646 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #462 | super-spiky hair gel | 141 |
| #228 | teddy bear | 30 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #99 | tiny house | 2,653 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 9 |
| #322 | toothsome rock | 33 |
| #12 | torn hellseal sinew | 1,220 |
| #23 | turtle pheromones | 790 |
| #126 | vial of The Glistening | 3 |
| #187 | yellow brick road | 5 |