| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #189 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1251 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #18 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 170 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #12 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 9 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #664 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 12 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 8 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #10 | balanced antler | 10 |
| #21 | beavermouth | 476 |
| #34 | beige clambroth marble | 2 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #729 | bottle of Blank-Out | 4 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #96 | cheer extractor | 4 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #386 | crystalline cheer | 52 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #92 | executive mime flask | 13 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #47 | grilled mooseflank | 63 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #101 | hot watered rum | 10 |
| #252 | hushed puppy | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #7 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 2 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #24 | mooseflank | 343 |
| #264 | muffled muffuletta | 2 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #107 | nega-mushroom | 19 |
| #300 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #426 | old sweatpants | 176 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #23 | plastic bazooka | 4 |
| #19 | portable dam | 5 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1166 | pretty flower | 12 |
| #89 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #12 | pristine walrus tusk | 8 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #38 | shushed potatoes | 6 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #122 | silent I | 4 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #113 | silent L | 2 |
| #128 | silent O | 5 |
| #26 | silent P | 14 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #17 | silent U | 5 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #24 | thick walrus blubber | 393 |
| #18 | tiny bomb | 400 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #150 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 9 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #157 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #44 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 7 |
| #153 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #126 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 10 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 8 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #37 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 7 |
| #156 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 9 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 11 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #79 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 13 |
| #243 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 5 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 11 |
| #52 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 6 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #1826 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #1812 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #590 | toast | 1,489 |
| #243 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #26 | wang | 619 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #405 | warbear battery | 3 |
| #204 | warbear bearserker potion | 3 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #227 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #268 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
| #205 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 6 |
| #282 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 4 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #115 | yule gruel | 9 |