| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #840 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4527 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #5317 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1699 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |