| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1318 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #839 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #357 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4520 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3979 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1277 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1700 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1326 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |