| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #176 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,149 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #5207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4531 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #4524 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5812 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #3253 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4809 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #2943 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4596 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #3777 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3089 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6331 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #535 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |