| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #3978 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #175 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,149 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #4520 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5801 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |