empress 1

RankItemQuantity
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#365a butt tuba1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#132bad-ass club1
#7427badass belt1
#117beer-a-pult1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#395big bass drum1
#695black helmet1
#390black kettle drum1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#269blackberry combat boots1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#374buoybottoms1
#351can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢1
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#523chrome sword1
#129concentrated cordial of concentration1
đŸ¥‰control crystal1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#270double-barreled sling1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1639facsimile dictionary2
#905figurine of a cold seal1
#503figurine of a shadowy seal1
#640figurine of a stinking seal1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#955flaming crutch1
#941flaming talons1
#151floaty gravel1
#275floaty pebbles2
#331floaty sand48
#731frozen nunchaku1
#642ga-ga radio1
#387giant cactus quill1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#395gold lamé pants1
#2658googly eye1
#428grassy cutlass1
#391grungy bandana1
#324half-sized guitar1
#4019handful of confetti3
#647happiness1
#313hippy bongo1
#550hippy medical kit1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#998hot katana blade1
#615icy katana hilt1
#739infernal insoles1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#499kickback cookbook1
#368knob bugle1
#303large box17
#692leather chaps1
#670leotarrrd1
#386magic lamp1
#397magic whistle1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#152muculent machete1
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#1848obsidian dagger6
#471ocarina of space1
#189palm-frond capris1
#152palm-frond fan1
#122palm-frond net1
#213palm-frond whip1
#466plastic guitar1
#485pygmy blowgun1
#377pygmy nose-bone1
#279pygmy spear1
#557ram stick1
#611rice bowl1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#683safarrri hat1
#1031sawblade shield1
#442scorpion whip1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#397small box7
#2328solid gold bowling ball2
#747solid gold pegleg1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#666spark plug earring1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#505tap shoes1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#488tip jar1
#442tube sock1
#277ultimate ultimate frisbee1
#668vampire collar1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#854white sword1
#567witty rapier1
#428wonderwall shield1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1

Wow, that's 244 items total!

what items are this player missing?