| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| 🥉 | Admiral's hat | 1 |
| #12 | Ancient Saucehelm | 46 |
| #5 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 49 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #8 | Colander of Em-er'il | 52 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #10 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 49 |
| #8 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 72 |
| #10 | Elder Turtle Shell | 44 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| 🥈 | Huggler Radio | 149 |
| #8 | Iron Beta of Industry | 449 |
| #144 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #16 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 42 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #6 | aerated diving helmet | 140 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #6 | badass belt | 749 |
| #52 | beery blood | 11 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #24 | box of sunshine | 21,049 |
| 🥉 | das boot | 79 |
| #18 | dead guy's watch | 2,349 |
| #31 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #10 | eel sauce | 49 |
| 🥇 | experimental serum P-00 | 26,049 |
| #4 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 101 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #4 | meteorite fragment | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| 🥉 | mole skin notebook | 349 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #8 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #39 | plexiglass pith helmet | 7 |
| 🥇 | present | 3 |
| #5 | pretty flower | 249,249 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #4 | replica bat-oomerang | 349 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #34 | stainless steel scarf | 37 |
| #15 | stainless steel shillelagh | 39 |
| #25 | stainless steel skullcap | 26 |
| #22 | stainless steel slacks | 32 |
| #29 | stainless steel solitaire | 25 |
| #17 | stainless steel suspenders | 55 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |