| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #290 | bunny liver | 24 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #36 | figurine of a charred seal | 50 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #623 | green clay bead | 8 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #394 | pink clay bead | 31 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #390 | purple clay bead | 6 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |