| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #205 | C.H.U.M. knife | 5 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #89 | Crimbuck | 5,446 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #233 | Game Grid ticket | 6 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #321 | chrome ore | 17 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #721 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #213 | decaying goldfish liver | 36 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1262 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #715 | filthy lucre | 50 |
| #12 | fossilized baboon skull | 48 |
| #16 | fossilized bat skull | 38 |
| #143 | fossilized demon skull | 4 |
| #36 | fossilized limb | 284 |
| #15 | fossilized serpent skull | 49 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #36 | fossilized spine | 52 |
| #26 | fossilized torso | 249 |
| #28 | fossilized wing | 130 |
| #19 | fossilized wyrm skull | 48 |
| #423 | goat cheese | 36 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #245 | hellseal claw | 113 |
| #213 | hellseal whisker | 107 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #661 | hobo nickel | 241 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #285 | star | 219 |
| #330 | star chart | 48 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | unearthed potsherd | 198 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #45 | volcanic ash | 144 |