| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
| #651 | Crimbuck | 1,460 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #183 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 5 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #171 | bowling ball | 3 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #394 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #46 | corrupted data | 464 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #463 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 21 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #258 | jerky coins | 84 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #105 | nutty organic salad | 4 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #177 | queen cookie | 4 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #431 | spectral pickle | 28 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |