| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo fudge | 22,062 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #716 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 17 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #564 | black forest cake | 2 |
| #178 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 33 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #895 | dry noodles | 6 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #412 | dusty Crimbo crate | 27 |
| #238 | electrical thingamabob | 31 |
| #495 | elven limbos gingerbread | 28 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #10 | frigid ninja stars | 21,619 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #806 | furry fur | 34 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1921 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #158 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 69 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #38 | white chocolate chip cookies | 321 |
| #28 | white chocolate chips | 701 |
| #596 | yeti fur | 130 |