| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #777 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #277 | FDKOL commendation | 1,824 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1023 | Imp Ale | 53 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #724 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 |
| #21 | Mon Tiki | 119 |
| #260 | Ram's Face Lager | 129 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #502 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 5 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #429 | dull fish scale | 2 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1192 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #472 | fudgecule | 2,024 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #109 | hobo nickel | 2,769 |
| #833 | hot wing | 18 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #407 | sewer nuggets | 20 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #813 | toast | 900 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1103 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #624 | water pipe bomb | 22 |