| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2809 | Crimbuck | 6 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #629 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #147 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #801 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #314 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1157 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #43 | skeleton key | 360 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2207 | unstable DNA | 2 |