| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #355 | Go-Wassail | 50 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #28 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #221 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 59 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of bubbles | 54 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4 | cheezburger | 341 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #400 | fudgecule | 3,113 |
| #50 | hamburger | 75 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #164 | jerky coins | 130 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #158 | marshmallow | 219 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #122 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4274 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1760 | stuffed teddy butler | 17 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #204 | wind-up meatcar | 58 |